The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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