Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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