Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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