OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
They took my balls.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
3 2 1 whiskey
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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