I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
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I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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