Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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