All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
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They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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