dude i'm inner monologue high
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Randomize
