Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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