Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
