hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
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Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
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I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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