so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
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tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
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then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
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