Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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