she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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