My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
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Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
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We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.