god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
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Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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