Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
wow bdsm is so cute
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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