i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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