Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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