Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
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You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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