at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
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