Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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