Do you still have your period?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
My boob is missing a layer of skin
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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