so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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