I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
People in love make me want to vomit
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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