I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Randomize