So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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