people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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