She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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