Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
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Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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