Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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