Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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