i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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