? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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