So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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