We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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