i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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