never play flip cup with pint glasses
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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