you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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