So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I didn't shave. On purpose
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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