Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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