Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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