Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
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its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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