I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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