why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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