420 ftw
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
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If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
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My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
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