Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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