I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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