I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Randomize
