How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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