as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
No subtext here. People are naked.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
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I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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