the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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