The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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