I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
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Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
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I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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