I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
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Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
He better not be in your backpack
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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