happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
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Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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